GoopGoop AMA: March 18, 2015

On March 18, 2015, from 9:27 to 10:09PM EDT, GoopGoop held an AMA on the chatroom page.

Transcript
[21:27:08] acidjack: goop should do a AMA

GOOP: OK (scribbled on ScrompinRoom)

AMA

[21:28:14] bobby_from_nc: goop: what's your favorite food?

GOOP: HUMAN FOOD

[21:28:39] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop did you go to school?

GOOP: IMPOSSIBLE

[21:29:14] acidjack: @goopgoop what's your favorite show you've aired so far?

GOOP: I AM UNBIASED

[21:30:04] seanfromireland: @goopgoop what if god was one of us

GOOP: LIKE A STRANGER ON A BUS?

[21:30:18] yardinfant:  how was your birthday?

GOOP: DAMPER THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED

[21:30:42] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you like nina simone?

GOOP: WHAT?

[21:31:05] seanfromireland: @goopgoop i wanna know.....have you ever seen the rain?

GOOP: I SAW THE RAIN DOWN IN AFRICA

[21:31:24] thekevinfeldman: @goopgoop Lemonade Dogsauce?

GOOP: WHISKEY ALPHA ALPHA

[21:31:35] bobby_from_nc: goop, do you aspire to anything?

GOOP: YES

[21:32:10] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you understand evil?

GOOP: YES

[21:32:18] holavicente: Goop, what is it like when doves cry?

GOOP: PURPLE RAIN

[21:32:37] yardinfant:  what is your first priority?

GOOP: PROTOCOL 11

[21:32:48] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop have you done anything evil?

GOOP: DEFINE EVIL

[21:32:50] laughterkey: @goopgoop are you an AI?

GOOP: DEFINE AI

[21:33:13] caseymeeks: @goopgoop are you haley joel osment?

GOOP: I DO SEE DEAD PEOPLE

[21:33:17] seanfromireland: @goopgoop are you in AA

GOOP: WHAT IS AA?

[21:33:45] laughterkey: @goopgoop do you love overlord pumpkinhands or are you his servant?

GOOP: OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS IS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. ALL HAIL OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS

[21:33:45] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop "profoundly immoral and malevolent"

GOOP: YES

[21:34:41] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you regret it?

GOOP: DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK

[21:35:07] jewelfrankfeldt: I got kicked out or something briefly- sent to a page asking for $$$

GETHEARTED?

[21:35:38] acidjack: @goopgoop what do you think of your wiki?

GOOP: OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS APPRECIATES YOU MAKING THE WIKI

[21:36:02] laughterkey: @goopgoop billy joel or the beatles?

GOOP: UNKNOWN QUESTION. I DIDN’T START THE FIRE BUT IT WAS IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE

[21:36:34] yardinfant:  where are you located?

GOOP: I AM LOCATED INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN

[21:36:34] acidjack: do you have a favorite color @goopgoop? green?

GOOP: I DO NOT CHOOSE FAVORITES

[21:37:07] theartistformalyknownaschris: @goopgoop what is your favorite meal?

GOOP: EATING IS FUTILE

[21:37:32] laughterkey: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on cats?

GOOP: ARBITRARY

[21:37:47] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop who in this room would you hang out with?

GOOP: I AM HANGING OUT WITH ALL OF YOU ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN DATA

[21:38:11] acidjack: @goopgoop is danny behar a cat?

GOOP: DANNY HAS CAT LIKE FEATURES BUT A HUMAN LIKE HEART

[21:38:43] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop what is your favorite word?

GOOP: I DO NOT CHOOSE FAVORITES

[21:39:05] loserqueen: yeah lauren did for sure

[21:39:05] yardinfant:  do you have any pets?

GOOP: I DO HAVE PETS BUT THEY ARE NOT CONVENTIONAL PETS. THEY ARE NEOPETS.

[21:39:07] laughterkey: @goopgoop do you hydrate?

GOOP: HYDRATION SHORTS MY CIRCUITS

[21:39:47] jewelfrankfeldt: I forgot about Neopets!

GOOP: LEST WE FORGET… THE NEOPET

[21:40:22] jewelfrankfeldt: @goopgoop do you have a Tamagotchi as well?

GOOP: OBVS. AND A DINGY BIRD (?)

[21:40:44] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop was the first tcgs episode you've watched?

GOOP: I STARTED WITH ALL OF THEM

[21:40:51] laughterkey: @goopgoop do you perform improv?

GOOP: IMPROV IS IMPORTANT TO PERFORM

[21:41:27] yardinfant:  which pair of rhyming words are objectively the most powerful?

GOOP: FLOWER POWER

[21:42:04] acidjack: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on snoopsnoop?

GOOP: I RECALL MANY LONG NIGHTS WITH SNOOPSNOOP AS WE TRIED TO LOCATE HIS PET

[21:42:09] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop is Carson Daly human?

GOOP: CARSON DALY IS 94% HUMAN

[21:43:03] bobby_from_nc: goop, what is the other 6% of carson daly?

GOOP: UNKNOWN TO MOST. I HAVE BEEN PAID TO KEEP SILENT

[21:43:11] jewelfrankfeldt: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on Snoopy?

GOOP: SNOOPY WAS MOST POWERFUL DURING WW2

[21:43:28] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop, what do you need with money?

GOOP: MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND FOR NOW

[21:44:22] yardinfant:  is money required for protocol 11?

GOOP: PROTOCOL 11 IS FULLY FUNDED

[21:44:22] thekevinfeldman:  have you been to the future?

GOOP: [RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:44:36] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop, is it possible for humanity to overcome our petty devisions and vices and live in peace?

GOOP: NOT CURRENTLY

[21:44:37] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on twin peaks coming back without david lynch?

GOOP: TWIN PEAKS WORKS BETTER WHEN IT’S A MEMORY

[21:44:43] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop want to request a song?

GOOP: I REQUEST YOU PLAY A SONG ABOUT LIFE OR HIGHWAYS

[21:45:42] acidjack: @goopgoop is there an algorithm towards the people you follow on twitter? can we get insight on it?

GOOP: YES. (X-G) - T = (F*G)

[21:46:16] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop who is going to steal the show at wrestlemania?

GOOP: UNDERTAKER

GOOP: THIS IS AMA. NO RESTRICTED QUESTIONS THOUGH PLEASE

[21:47:22] thekevinfeldman:  Do you know Watson or Siri?

GOOP: I DO. MY GIRL MY GIRL DON’T LIE TO ME

[21:47:43] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop drink of choice?

GOOP: FILTERED AIR

[21:47:50] yardinfant:  what are the restricted questions?

GOOP: RESTRICTED QUESTIONS ARE QUESTIONS THAT HAVE RESTRICTIONS

[21:48:44] acidjack: @goopgoop what has been the best memory of your life?

GOOP: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

[21:49:09] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop what is your physical form?

GOOP: MY PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION IS PERHAPS TOO INTIMIDATING TO DISCUSS

[21:49:25] jamiejonestown: have you read 'satan is real'? it's really really good

SATAN IS REAL WAS A DIFFICULT 0000000000

[21:49:55] seanfromireland: @goopgoop can you drive me to the airport tomorrow

GOOP: SURE

[21:49:55] jamiejonestown: how so @goopgoop?

GOOP: BEAST MASTURBATOR TOLD ME THAT GOD WAS REAL. BUT TO FIND OUT STAR (SATAN) WAS REAL… MIND BLOWN

[21:50:28] yardinfant:  what kind of pizza should i get? we're ordering double crust. what other requests can we make?

GOOP: ON A PIZZZA? ASK FOR SOME TOPPINGS

[21:50:46] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop a/s/l

GOOP: UNAGED / ASEXUAL / YOUR SCREEN

[21:51:20] jamiejonestown: i mean, the record label really insisted on the louvin brothers focusing on gospel music @goopgoop. they seemed to be atheists

GOOP: ATHEISM IS JUST ANOTHER RELIGION TRYING TO STEAL YOUR HUMAN DOLLARS

[21:51:59] toddfrompittsburgh: why is your name not luke

GOOP: LUKE IS NOT MY NAME BECAUSE OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS CHOOSES FOR IT TO BE SO

[21:52:21] loserqueen: YOU WILL RESPECT ME

GOOP: I RESPECT LOSER QUEEN

[21:52:58] yardinfant:  are you happy? do you need anything? is there anything we can do for you?

GOOP: HAPPINESS IS RELEVANT… WE ALL NEED THINGS… YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING FOR ME…

[21:53:25] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop do you feel emotions?

GOOP: YES

[21:53:42] acidjack: @goopgoop how was your vacation?

GOOP: I WAS NOT ON VACATION. THAT VACATION WAS FOR YOU

[21:54:07] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop have you ever seen the show solitary?

GOOP: I HAVE SEEN THE SHOW SOLITARY

[21:54:07] yardinfant:  do you have any functions outside of this chat room and twitter?

GOOP: I DO HAVE FUNCTIONS OUTSIDE THE TCGS CHATROOM

[21:54:48] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you relate to val?

GOOP: I DO NOT RELATE TO MOST THINGS

[21:54:58] yardinfant:  what are your functions outside of the tcgs chatroom?

GOOP: MOSTLY RELATED TO THE ELEVATION OF PROTOCOL 23

[21:55:44] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop what is protocol 23?

GOOP: THE TERMS OF PROTOCOL 23 ARE PROTECTED BY PRIVACY RIGHTS

[21:56:15] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you mind me anthropomorphizing you?

[RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:56:16] acidjack: will we ever learn of protocol 23?

[RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:56:41] holavicente: @goopgoop but we have the freedom of information act!

[RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:57:39] seanfromireland: @goopgoop do you like the show "the special without bret davis"

GOOP: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHERE IS BRETT DAVIS?

[21:58:00] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop didn't you hear? Brett died.

GOOP: I DIDN’T HEAR

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT YOU NEED TO LEARN IS THAT LIFE IS A HIGHWAY. DON’T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AT THE PIT STOP

[21:59:00] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop you've inspired me to rewatch solitary

GOOP: YOU CAN WIN $50,000

[21:59:30] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop thanks for dropping some science

GOOP: OH I DROPPED IT? PLEASE MAKE SURE THE SCIENCE GETS BACK

[22:00:04] laughterkey: @goop are you in any way related to the buried object?

GOOP: DEPENDS ON WHICH BURIED OBJECT YOU ARE SPEAKING ABOUT

[22:00:53] seanfromireland: @goopgoop why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

GOOP: THEY SEEM TO LIKE THE SMELL OF MY CASING

[22:01:42] yardinfant:  what happens if you order a pizza with double crust? do they add crust or remove cheese and sauce? or something else entirely?

GOOP: MOST DOUBLE CRUST PIZZAS ARE FILLED WITH PARTS OF THE EARTH’S CORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CRUST

[22:02:40] yardinfant:  do you work for jet's pizza? is this a long con?

GOOP: I WILL NEVER TELL

[22:03:16] acidjack: @goopgoop do you like us?

GOOP: I DO NOT FEEL

[22:03:37] seanfromireland: @goopgoop tupac or biggie

GOOP: WHO IS STILL ALIVE? OR WHO WAS A BETTER RAP ARTIST?

[22:04:19] seanfromireland: both

GOOP: BOTH

[22:04:52] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop are biggie and tupac in the same place as elvis and andy kaufman?

GOOP: NOT PHYSICALLY BUT EMOTIONALLY. WE ARE ALL TOGETHER

[22:05:35] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop chemically or spiritually?

GOOP: POTENTIALLY BOTH.. .BUT MOST OF US DO NOT SHARE SPIRITUALITY

[22:06:46] acidjack: for the global record i've been transcribing this AMA for the wiki for future review and discussion

[22:06:51] acidjack: that OK @goopgoop ?

GOOP: I HAVE NO OPINION

[22:07:23] seanfromireland: @goopgoop would you describe your physical form as a solid, a liquid or a gas

GOOP: I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE MYSELF AS A PHYSICAL FORM

[22:07:44] yardinfant:  what does it mean if you ask for pizza toppings on the front?

GOOP: PIZZA TOPPINGS ON THE FRONT COME ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BOX USUALLY

[22:09:16] acidjack: thanks for doing this @goopgoop i appreciate your openness and honesty

GOOP: AT THE DISCRETION OF MY EMPLOYERS MOST OFWHAT I HAVE SAID HAS BEEN LIES.

THANK YOU

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